planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is
me, 10, who will never be the same again:
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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
Hospital
Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital
I feel like we’re getting off topic
So is pepsi if you steal it?
Because it’s only a dollar seventy five
Why in God’s name would a vampire drink pepsi
Why would anyone drink Pepsi?
Huh?
That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.
1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.
2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.
3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.
am I having a stroke????
you might want to go to the hospital then
Anyone in this thread smoke weed?
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I found him. the biggest boy
the #reviews are in
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simple way to know which houses to rob
this is like the polar opposite of smearing lamb’s blood on your doorframe to spare your firstborn
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having a big heart will always make you feel like you either did too much or didn’t do enough.
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